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Trapper Dan

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Trapper Dan was a mountain man, he stood about seven four

nary a girl would give him a whirl on the old dance floor

he had a beard down to his belly and with a belly full of beer

well he'd sing and dance and give a hell of a prance

and the boys they all would cheer

singin' Trapper you're one crazy cowboy

livin' far too long in the bush

I don't mind you dancin' with my sweetheart

but please don't grab her by the tush

now the Trapper he was handy, in far more ways than one

he'd get the ladies on the dance floor and then grab 'em by the buns

well he always blamed it on the beer or so the story goes

with 10 beer in his belly and a great big whiskey nose

one fine evening he met Sale', new here at the bar

pulled up in a brand new pickup truck, instead some fancy car

now the Trapper said "there's a mighty fine gal"

" gotta' move in for a look"

and when Sale' passed well he grabbed some ass

and the whole bar stopped and looked

now Sally as a girl's name is spelt S.A.L.L.Y

and I think that that's the first time I ever saw old Trapper cry

you see Sale' he was slight of build, as the French say "femine"

'cause Sale' had a boys name spelt S.A.L.E.'

... please don't grab her by the tush

please, please, please, don't grab him by the tush

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