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My Teenage Stride
Jenna was a sports bride in the makingand she made it irrevocably clear that she wasn't takenDarin was a little more critical back in those daysHe said that her backside was like his mother's less-edible entreesI loved her as an only an ignoramus canin those days of roses and Colors for MenThough we spent hours lying on her bedEvery word from her was a pat on the head
But all that notwithstandingnothing could break my teenage stride
My French teacher only lived to leave me in the lurchwithout fail he made me feel like I was stuck in churchI disagreed with you when you said that he was feyI just didn't know there were men who still looked like Danny KayeWith you as The Great Pumpkin and me as Charlie BrownI was crestfallen when you moved to another townAnd the shrine that I had built to you in the study hallbecame a pithy quip on the bathroom wall
But all that notwithstandingnothing could break my teenage stride
You are in love with Juliaand that is your fortuneand you are in love with Jeremyand that is your misfortune
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