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When I first saw you, my retinas burnedYour blouse was see-through, and both of my heads turnedI left high on life through the bars front doorI took you home that night and hope for something more
I prayed so hard I thought my prayers were answeredI married you I married credit card cancerEatin' up my wallet, eatin' up my lifeNo radiation treatment's gonna cure my wife
You were never one for housework since the champagne and streamersWhen I asked for a clean pair of undies you laughed and called me a dreamerYou still don't cook or scrub the tub you're not a coupon redeemerBut every payday it's Laundry Time---you're takin' me to the cleaners
My friends say "Wise up bud, Let her live on her own""Be a bachelor stud and leaver her dry as a bone"I said "I'd kill to guys" with a tear-filled laugh"But in the court of law's eyes, they'll see that she gets half"
I prayed so hard I thought my prayers were answeredI married you I married credit card cancerEatin' up my wallet, eatin' up my lifeNo radiation treatment's gonna cure my wife
You were never one for housework since the champagne and streamersWhen I asked for a clean pair of undies you laughed and called me a dreamerYou still don't cook or scrub the tub you're not a coupon redeemerBut every payday it's Laundry Time---you're takin' me to the cleaners
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