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Right... As it was written so it shall be done.Witnesses gather round the writer for the love of buzz.The local columnist shows promise in the field because the world around him wows the peers of every social tier and club... right.Everyone notices the magic of the town, they're astounded here and now cause it don't feel deliberate... Right!But when your state takes the cake on weird and crazy crimes to date the only thing for me to do is gotta write. I'm in Florida, fam..Home of the Florida manRight... Couldn't imagine I'd be living here...Never heard a word of the place, in light of what was written here. Only Walt and Mickey souvenirs. Now it's become the home of every awkward news affair. Chuluota, Pensacola... ""Florida Man's"" alive in parts of Daytona, Gainesville, Jacksonville, and Deltona.Wherever on the map of Florida, it's not a dull moment.Somehow we got here, eager to tell the next year, ""Wait until the sum of my state news, it'll slay mere comical misdemeanors in the feud.""Listen to the one I wrote about the family doom. Right...Florida man steals 200k from his P's to give to an internet fling.When approached about the loot he kills the whole team...Even his brother - execution style, for a porn lover. Right...Right... As it was written so it shall be done.Witnesses gather round the writer for the love of buzz.The local columnist shows promise in the field because the world around him wows the peers of every social tier and club... right.Everyone notices the magic of the town, they're astounded here and now cause it don't feel deliberate... Right!But when your state takes the cake on weird and crazy crimes to date the only thing for me to do is gotta write. I'm in Florida, fam..Home of the Florida manRight... Couldn't imagine I'd be living here...Never heard a word of the place, in light of what was written here.Only Walt and Mickey souvenirs.Now it's become the home of every awkward news affair.Chuluota, Pensacola... ""Florida Man's"" alive in parts of Daytona, Gainesville, Jacksonville, and Deltona.Wherever on the map of Florida, it's not a dull moment.Somehow we got here, eager to tell the next year, ""Wait until the sum of my state news, it'll slay mere comical misdemeanors in the feud.""Listen to the one I wrote about the family doom. Right...Florida man steals 200k from his P's to give to an internet fling.When approached about the loot he kills the whole team...Even his brother- execution style, for a porn lover. Right...As it was written so it shall be done.Witnesses gather round the writer for the love of Buzz.Some can't believe this stuff no matter who the facts are from, but guaranteed they eat it up all with a passion, huh?Yeah, I know the game of entertainment too, and it's gon' be awhile for most to gain of fitting shoe for what I like to write...Unfortunate and very true.Florida man... for now it's just gon' have to do.
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